I AM SO INTERESTING

The handful of people I told about this blog seemed surprised that I even started a blog and that I wrote about what I did. One person, acting disappointed, said she expected it to be funny. The other comments I got were all along the lines of "interesting," which I take to be code for "Okaaaay then." My dear friend Sharon, playing on the vampire theme, said something like "Veddy, veddy interesting."

To which I say (also quoting Sharon): Bite me. If you want funny, go watch some Seinfeld reruns.

Just kidding. I can do funny.

I'll do funny sometime.

Having a blog is totally anathema to my personality. I am morbidly private. I feel like I violated my own space just admitting that. I credit my nosy friend Ben with bringing me out of my shell a little — through merciless honesty and relentless prying into every corner of my life — so maybe my next blog will be about him.