HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS

Co-worker A: Good show, guys. Are you driving to Springfield tonight?

Co-worker B: No, I'm going in the morning.

Co-worker C: Goin' to see the man. Woo-hoo.

Co-worker B: I know I won't be able to sleep. I'm too excited. Last time I couldn't sleep until 5 in the morning.

Co-worker A: Oh, not me. Whenever I'm going to see Jim the next day, I fall asleep right away — it's like my body knows that the quicker the night passes the quicker the morning gets here.

Co-worker C: I wish my body knew that.

Co-worker B: Me too. I toss and turn all night.

Co-worker A: Not me. I fall asleep while I'm brushing my teeth.

Co-worker C: This is so bad. One time I was late — like not just late, but like four hours late — because I couldn't sleep all night and then in the morning I was out like a light! I missed my flight and everything. Ryan was at the airport with roses, calling me, like 'where are you?' It was so bad.

Co-worker A: Oh my God.

Co-worker B: Oh my God.

Co-worker C: I know. Now I set like three alarms and tell my mom, "Mom you HAVE to call and make sure I'm up."

Co-worker B: I'm leaving in like eight hours and I haven't figured out what to wear. It's been so long since I've seen him.

Co-worker A: Did you buy some hot new outfits? I always do.

Co-worker C: So do I.

Co-worker B: I bought a few things. My problem is I can't decide what to wear. I mean, I got this real cute outfit to put on when I actually see him, but I haven't decided what to wear in the car. I always wear something in the car, and then I change when I'm almost there.

Co-worker A: That is so smart.

Co-worker C: Yeah, I do that too, so you don't get all wrinkled.

Co-worker B: OK, well I'm going to go home and try to sleep, after I figure out what to wear in the car.

Co-worker A: OK, good luck. Happy Thanksgiving.

Co-worker C: Happy Thanksgiving. See you Monday.