"AZTEC SECRET — THE WORLD'S MOST POWERFUL FACIAL — CAN BE USED BY THE WHOLE FAMILY"
Mabel Callahan/Special correspondent
LAWRENCE, Kan. — Rye ruv it!
posted by kc @ 12:53 AM
16 comments
Friday, June 30, 2006
Mabel Callahan/Special correspondent
LAWRENCE, Kan. — Rye ruv it!
16 Comments:
Hee hee! She always does make a beeline for the mud in you backyard; now she's getting the mud in your bathroom!
How did she sit still for you to put it on?
She looks refreshed.
How many shares of this company do you own?
I was just thinking that kc should get a cut from Aztec Secret from all the business she's now sending them.
I mean, I even bought a jar of my own.
cl, actually George put it on her, and she didn't move a muscle. It did take us like four hours to get it out of her fur, but it was worth it. It worked wonders for her complexion.
Driftwood, I don't own ANY shares, but George and I were thinking you'd like to partner with us on a startup. Could you run down to Death Valley and scrape up a few cubic tons for us? He and I will take care of packaging and distribution.
We'd need a good name, though. I was thinking "Dr. Zabolski's Wonder Dust — the miracle facial from the Plains of Poland."
I think people would pay at least $15 a jar.
We can also package in gift packs with "Mrs. Large-Butt's miracle ass treatment -- feel it pulsate!"
The Web site www.aztec-secret.com has more recipes. We need Domestic Christy in on this to help create some more exotic concoctions.
We could mix the Dr. Zabolski brand with vodka, for a super tingly clean.
Oooo! Fancy!
They make apple vodka; we should mix it with that. I like smelling like pie.
Sure, Death Valley is only 400 miles from here, so I’ll zip right over. Good thing I haven’t switched to a smaller truck yet.
I was planning to do an online search today on cocktails--I love all the drinks people have posted. I figure that as long as people are inventing new cocktails, the world still has (some) hope. So maybe I’ll post my own mix. Do you think the mud would be good with a cherry? Better than a lime, no?
It goes great with an island pleasure. We forgot about those pics, kc.
I didn't forget, G. I'm saving those for an upcoming post, which I will now dedicate to DW.
Also, I should mention that NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED - OR ANNOYED, OR EVEN INCONVENIENCED - IN THE MAKING OF THIS PHOTOGRAPH.
... although I believe George was slightly inconvenienced. hehe
Yes, but were they fed, petted, and taken for a walk? Fair wages, you know.
Yes, I fed, petted and took George for a walk.
I may have decided that I'm against Lawrence leash laws.
And it wasn't me who was inconvenienced. But they weren't too pleased that we missed deadline by half and hour.
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