HEART AND SOLE

Here's a photo of Erin's fabulous array of shoes.



Twenty-five pairs represented, you'll notice, by the right shoe only (Erin always puts her best foot forward). It's a much more extensive and colorful collection than mine. I wish I had some red shoes. I must say, though, that I have known Erin for five or so years and I can't recall seeing her in many of these. The riding boots I believe she accessorized with a skirt rather than a horse. I'm guessing it was the blistering black shoes in the middle row on the far right that pissed her off. I trust others will notice the big brown lesbian boots in the back row (hehe — classic case of the pot calling the kettle butch).

And here is a picture I drew of one of my favorite shoes. I am trying to teach myself to draw, and I find that I am best at shoes and chairs, although I cannot draw them with people wearing or sitting in them. If anyone else wants to submit shoe art of any kind, please do. Rick, I'd like to see your rock-climbing shoes. Sharon, don't you have some shit-kickers? Christy, the slut pumps? Ben, the pancake holders? Amy, I know you have an enviable collection. Let's see 'em.